mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions
mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

suarezalex:

and when your father turns to stone, will you take care of me?

[x]

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

rampant-noodle:

Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!

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