damittromney:

prreeeshus:

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

I just said OH MY GOD for like two minutes

i hope you had fun

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

agists:

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

 

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

seansoo:

i need to get my life together but first i need to finish all of my anime

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

poetic:

sex is just a hug that involves our genitals

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

kn1ghtl3y:

bunnywith:

castielismycherrypie:

lozzasa:

dr-what-son:

plaidsunglasses:

gallifrey-feels:

lagio:

i always reblog this, it’s so fucking gooood

uh, no, nope. This just reminds me of that comic.

you know the one

it’s cool

i didn’t need to sleep tonight

what comic

This one.

NO. NOPE. NOPE NOPE. DON’T READ THE COMIC. DON’T DO IT GUYS,

READ THE COMIC

ohhhh. THAT COMIC.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT